Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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