let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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