You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize