if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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