Got a toothbrush?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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