I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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