so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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