i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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