What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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