How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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