I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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