gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Randomize
