I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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