I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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