Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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