he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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