I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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