Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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