my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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