Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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