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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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