Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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