maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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