Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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