I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
