Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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