if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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