I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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