Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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