Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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