ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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