i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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