i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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