Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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