Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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