He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
