I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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