Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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