Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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