Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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