I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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