Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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