you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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