I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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