it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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