Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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