Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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