So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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