She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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