i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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