That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
