We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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