Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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