absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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