I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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