Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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