My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
