Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Randomize
